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It is know, that armor with accentuated design for breast to be a bad choice in a actual confrontation, What can be changed to make "breast armor" more effective? like materials(fictional or not), design(without changing the "breast room" completaly).



My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.










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    I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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    @chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
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    I know about the problems,I am looking for more ideas to solve or at least alleviate them to be more viable,
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    Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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    I blame Evony and Game of War, and specifically their ads with Kate Upton.
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It is know, that armor with accentuated design for breast to be a bad choice in a actual confrontation, What can be changed to make "breast armor" more effective? like materials(fictional or not), design(without changing the "breast room" completaly).



My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.










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    I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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    @chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
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    Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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It is know, that armor with accentuated design for breast to be a bad choice in a actual confrontation, What can be changed to make "breast armor" more effective? like materials(fictional or not), design(without changing the "breast room" completaly).



My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.










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It is know, that armor with accentuated design for breast to be a bad choice in a actual confrontation, What can be changed to make "breast armor" more effective? like materials(fictional or not), design(without changing the "breast room" completaly).



My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.







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    I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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    @chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
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    I know about the problems,I am looking for more ideas to solve or at least alleviate them to be more viable,
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    Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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    I blame Evony and Game of War, and specifically their ads with Kate Upton.
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    I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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    @chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
    – Cort Ammon
    7 hours ago






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    I know about the problems,I am looking for more ideas to solve or at least alleviate them to be more viable,
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    Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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    I blame Evony and Game of War, and specifically their ads with Kate Upton.
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I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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I can't see why allowing for breasts is a bad choice. Is it any worse than having flat-chested armour?
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@chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
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@chaslyfromUK Having the armor's shape deformed to leave space form them has very undesirable properties, such as focusing blows on the sternum rather than trying to deflect blows.
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Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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Is your question "What is the best way to protect a lady knight who is curvy?" or "Can the widely depicted cleavage armor be practical?"
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My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.




I think you need to look at this differently.



Marriage, especially among the knighted classes, in medieval times was not primarily about looks (and not even in the West now is it entirely about looks). Social position and property, inheritance prospects and religion or politics had as much, if not more, to do with it. That's not to say that looks were completely irrelevant, but they did take a back seat to many other considerations.



Nor did knights, male or female, wander abut all day and night in armor. Only an idiot would want to given it adds a lot of weight and has no social purpose that more comfortable and decorative clothing will not do better. You female knight will wear whatever suitable clothing and personal decoration are appropriate to a woman of social standing high enough to be a knight. Her social grace, wit, charm and elegance are something she can display in appropriate social settings (just as the men could).



So there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor. What she'll worry about is staying alive, with all limbs, still able to bare children and on the winning side. Any armor design that does that is what she wants - mobility and protection and vision are the primary requirements : looks are way down the list.



The ability to bear children is absolutely the key role of most women of noble birth in medieval times and frankly for that reason alone it's extremely unlikely her family would allow her to fight at all, certainly prior to her being married and giving birth. This role is of such importance that it brought about the death of more than one queen when they could not fulfill that role satisfactorily, and I do not mean death in childbirth. Without heirs a line may be finished and that would be unthinkable in medieval times.






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  • Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
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  • As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
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Most known accounts of women in medieval era war have them wearing armour designed for men. One exception is Joan of Arc who had a suit of plate mail specially built for her. No known images exist from her lifetime, but one depiction (drawn from written accounts) shows the armour as very similar to armour worn by men, albeit slightly smaller and gathered at the waist. The gathering at the waist was not uncommon for men's armour, but probably more exaggerated for Joan's.
Image of a White Harness via Jeanne d'Arc La Pucelle



In regards to armour that is specifically designed for women's chests, this is a more recent consideration. Some modern body armours are specifically designed for women and while they do not have great drops for cleavage or molded breasts, they do show an actual rise over the chest.



Female body armour used by some Police forces



The armour in the picture above was designed to addresses some complaints of female UK Police Officers, as it apparently holds things in place without applying to much pressure.



So while a female knight probably wouldn't have exposed cleavage or molded breasts, it is likely that the bustier of them would have armour that showed a distinct rise over the chest area.






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    An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
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Armor is for protection, not sex appeal.



A live woman is a far better marriage prospect than a dead woman. The whole sexy armor troupe is about serving the male gaze, not doing anything for the woman who is fighting.



Armor is for actual fighting, not walking around.



It's heavy and doesn't breathe and you can't move very well in it. A realistic knight has a squire who's in charge of packing all that stuff and having it ready for battle. Certainly a knight in wartime would walk or ride with some level of protective clothing, but it wouldn't be full armor.



Most women don't have itsy bitsy bodies with enormous boobs.



The stereotype of women with tiny bodies and boobs that made them tip over is, again, created by men for men and is pretty rare in real life.



Real life actors or models that look like that are 1) chosen for those characteristics and are a small minority of women and 2) usually surgically enhanced. Larger breasts are more likely to show up on women who are more voluptuous and/or muscular overall. Like a shotputter. Even then, there is a mix of body types.



Drawings, anime, and 3D representations (like Barbie) that show tiny women with breasts the size of their heads range from almost to completely unrealistic. Most men and women I know roll their eyes at stuff like that. Real life women with natural breasts that huge suffer from horrible back pain and usually have reduction surgery.



Armor is generally custom fitted.



There is not one size and shape of armor for men, so there wouldn't be for women either. Men are different heights, have different torso to leg proportions, different chest sizes, etc. If you don't think most women would be tall enough for armor, consider that teenage boys (who were not done growing) often went to war.



If you can account for these differences, then it's not hard to also account for differences with female shaped bodies too. Even a very large-breasted woman probably doesn't have a larger chest circumference than many male warriors. A smaller waist to hip proportion should also be easy to deal with.



The stereotypical boob armor is not just stupid, it's dangerous.



It should be obvious to everyone that leaving gaping holes in armor to show off skin is counterproductive.



But even when the woman is covered, shaping it for breasts causes no end of problems.




  • It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate” Armor. Because It Would Kill You

  • Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits


Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.



Fighting well then looking good when she takes off her armor will catch many an eye. Fighting badly (which includes wearing useless or dangerous armor) is a turnoff in all cases. If a potential husband thinks a women shouldn't be a knight, then fighting badly will just reinforce his opinion and make him less inclined to be interested in her. If female knights are normal in that society, or at least if the potential husband is okay with it, then fighting well is an important part of the attraction.



Knowing how to choose and use your gear is essential to being a good fighter.



Besides, even male knights would have a few gems on the armor, head piece, shield, or sword. They might have coats of arms impressed on the shield. Armor might even be painted. So if you want creative clothing, here's your chance.






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    Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
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  • Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
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    @Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
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  • @BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
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Pyramids.



The curved shape of fantasy breast armor would bee tricky to make and would not deflect as well as an angled flat surface. A pointed polygon will tend to alter the course of incoming energy, deflecting it down to the base of the pyramid where reinforcements will dissipate the force. Sharp points would also allow a close quarters death hug attack.



As regards attractiveness that is in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps the pyramids could be painted in attractive patterns?





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    nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
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    From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
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  • @Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
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Taking this in a different tact.



During the time your referring, the most sexually desirable women had big hips, and a lot of fat on them. Being fat means your wealthy enough to eat well and your healthy. http://theconversation.com/womens-idealised-bodies-have-changed-dramatically-over-time-but-are-standards-becoming-more-unattainable-64936



Your lady knight is probably more fit than what is desirable for the time, so a man style breast plate is fine, she needs a way to show off her hips instead.



Also, as a knight, she will be battered, bruised, have terrible skin, and frankly look about as unappealing as possible, both back then and now. Few men were interested in women that did the work of men. They wanted fair looking women with child bearing hips to produce lots of heirs.



So when you really drill down in this, almost none of your original concept works. You would have to first change your world to have female warriors as desirable (vikings maybe?).



Simply having sexy armor would just cause potential suitors that are interested in female knights to think she is wrong in the head.



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I want to clarify, what was considered beauty was different by place and time. Most nobility values large women but not all. There was a time when women had to tie themselves up in corsets and try to look like boys. This knight lady will need to look beautiful for the time and place she is in. That's why I am suggesting the original concept doesn't work, it needs world building around it to explain why a female knight would be considered attractive.



To answer your other question, how to make this armor viable:



This is actually simple, modular armor. The breast molds have clasps that allow the wearer to attach another plate the joins and fills the valley, creating a man style plate again. She would only put this on before a fight. It would actually provide better protection than traditional armor because you have an entire extra layer of metal. Probably enough to even stop early guns.






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  • The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
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  • @Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
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    the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
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    @TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
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    @001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
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The main problem arising from having breasts, especially large ones, is that their mass tends to move the center of mass and thus altering the equilibrium. Not being a bearer myself I cannot speak about the discomfort of having such a free swinging mass.



This is particularly visible in female athletes, who never ever worry about showcasing their curves while competing. On the opposite, the breast are better hell firmly in place.



A sound design for a female warrior would then require a linen belt around the breast to hold them as flat and firm as possible, and then a formed toracic region to allow for lodging the extra volume. But no protruding things. They would be an easy target in close quarter combat, with likely lethal consequences.



Moreover, denouncing a fighter as a woman with clearly visible breasts can easily hint the enemy for weak points or ad hoc tactics, and of of the principle of war is to hide as much as possible to the enemy.



Regarding instead a parade armor, where showcasing and exhibition is the main purpose, that is not a matter of optimization but about mode and trends.






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  • Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
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    Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
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Push up armor!



She tightly ties her bossom just like she always did and wears the same armor she always did. She just instructs a blacksmith to reinforce and shape the front in a way to resemble attractive, full breasts.



Considering the general lack of fatty foods for all but the wealthiest and the kind of physical work and training she does, her breasts would probably be rather small anyway. You see the same phenomenon in modern athletes.






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  • this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
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  • Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
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To make it available we first need to understand why it is not viable in the first place, the reason is simple, it leaves the sternum unprotected while exposing the breasts. Here's a stupid drawing I just made to show a woman wearing boob armor from above.
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But there is a way to remove all those flaws, something that actually existed in medieval times called Gambeson




An arming doublet (also called aketon) worn under armour, particularly plate armour of fifteenth- and sixteenth-century Europe, contains arming points for attaching plates. Fifteenth century examples may include goussets sewn into the elbows and armpits to protect the wearer in locations not covered by plate. German gothic armour arming doublets were generally shorter than Italian white armour doublets, which could extend to the upper thigh. In late fifteenth century Italy this also became a civilian fashion. Men who were not knights wore arming doublets, probably because the garment suggested status and chivalry




Gambeson alone was good armor but most of time was also paired with mail and plate armor to absorb impact. By wearing a THICK layer of gambeson under the boob plate all the design flaws are removed and now your knight has full protection.






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  • A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
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  • @Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
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  • Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
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Real breastplates have a lot of space between it and body to soften blows and prevent situations, where dented plate causes problems. Most females will have no problems to wear a standard medieval armor fitted to her, slight extra space won't make a big difference.
enter image description here



You can just make armor in a style and engraved to show your gender. Good move is to show off your slim waist, so less cheat-days and do not forget space for padding under armor.



If you want to accentuate your assets or they are impressive. You can make extra bulge around the chest. You would want to make it as small as possible, to preserve acceptable center of gravity and general weight and do not look like a joke. Don't over do your back and shoulder pain.



If you want to make separate "mounds" you would need to make it so there still is a good gap between it and your body. Ridge would be a potential weak spot and you would want to make it extra reinforced, same for base of "mounds". I would advise you from using it in battles on horseback, as that is perfect target for a lance or spear.



Can't afford spare pieces of harness - go with a fitted good old one, as your life is more important.





For note, in everyday life you would use minimal amount of armor and for sure it would be rare to go around in full battle armor.






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  • this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
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Inflated and spiked chest plates for female warriors who want to show their attributes.



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  • That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
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  • @Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
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  • The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
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  • @Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
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My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.




I think you need to look at this differently.



Marriage, especially among the knighted classes, in medieval times was not primarily about looks (and not even in the West now is it entirely about looks). Social position and property, inheritance prospects and religion or politics had as much, if not more, to do with it. That's not to say that looks were completely irrelevant, but they did take a back seat to many other considerations.



Nor did knights, male or female, wander abut all day and night in armor. Only an idiot would want to given it adds a lot of weight and has no social purpose that more comfortable and decorative clothing will not do better. You female knight will wear whatever suitable clothing and personal decoration are appropriate to a woman of social standing high enough to be a knight. Her social grace, wit, charm and elegance are something she can display in appropriate social settings (just as the men could).



So there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor. What she'll worry about is staying alive, with all limbs, still able to bare children and on the winning side. Any armor design that does that is what she wants - mobility and protection and vision are the primary requirements : looks are way down the list.



The ability to bear children is absolutely the key role of most women of noble birth in medieval times and frankly for that reason alone it's extremely unlikely her family would allow her to fight at all, certainly prior to her being married and giving birth. This role is of such importance that it brought about the death of more than one queen when they could not fulfill that role satisfactorily, and I do not mean death in childbirth. Without heirs a line may be finished and that would be unthinkable in medieval times.






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  • Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
    – TylerH
    2 hours ago










  • As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
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My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.




I think you need to look at this differently.



Marriage, especially among the knighted classes, in medieval times was not primarily about looks (and not even in the West now is it entirely about looks). Social position and property, inheritance prospects and religion or politics had as much, if not more, to do with it. That's not to say that looks were completely irrelevant, but they did take a back seat to many other considerations.



Nor did knights, male or female, wander abut all day and night in armor. Only an idiot would want to given it adds a lot of weight and has no social purpose that more comfortable and decorative clothing will not do better. You female knight will wear whatever suitable clothing and personal decoration are appropriate to a woman of social standing high enough to be a knight. Her social grace, wit, charm and elegance are something she can display in appropriate social settings (just as the men could).



So there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor. What she'll worry about is staying alive, with all limbs, still able to bare children and on the winning side. Any armor design that does that is what she wants - mobility and protection and vision are the primary requirements : looks are way down the list.



The ability to bear children is absolutely the key role of most women of noble birth in medieval times and frankly for that reason alone it's extremely unlikely her family would allow her to fight at all, certainly prior to her being married and giving birth. This role is of such importance that it brought about the death of more than one queen when they could not fulfill that role satisfactorily, and I do not mean death in childbirth. Without heirs a line may be finished and that would be unthinkable in medieval times.






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  • Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
    – TylerH
    2 hours ago










  • As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
    – TimothyAWiseman
    10 mins ago















up vote
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up vote
23
down vote










My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.




I think you need to look at this differently.



Marriage, especially among the knighted classes, in medieval times was not primarily about looks (and not even in the West now is it entirely about looks). Social position and property, inheritance prospects and religion or politics had as much, if not more, to do with it. That's not to say that looks were completely irrelevant, but they did take a back seat to many other considerations.



Nor did knights, male or female, wander abut all day and night in armor. Only an idiot would want to given it adds a lot of weight and has no social purpose that more comfortable and decorative clothing will not do better. You female knight will wear whatever suitable clothing and personal decoration are appropriate to a woman of social standing high enough to be a knight. Her social grace, wit, charm and elegance are something she can display in appropriate social settings (just as the men could).



So there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor. What she'll worry about is staying alive, with all limbs, still able to bare children and on the winning side. Any armor design that does that is what she wants - mobility and protection and vision are the primary requirements : looks are way down the list.



The ability to bear children is absolutely the key role of most women of noble birth in medieval times and frankly for that reason alone it's extremely unlikely her family would allow her to fight at all, certainly prior to her being married and giving birth. This role is of such importance that it brought about the death of more than one queen when they could not fulfill that role satisfactorily, and I do not mean death in childbirth. Without heirs a line may be finished and that would be unthinkable in medieval times.






share|improve this answer















My character lives on a medieval world, and is a female knight, she is looking for marriage and is trying to look more attractive for potential candidates without losing too much protection.




I think you need to look at this differently.



Marriage, especially among the knighted classes, in medieval times was not primarily about looks (and not even in the West now is it entirely about looks). Social position and property, inheritance prospects and religion or politics had as much, if not more, to do with it. That's not to say that looks were completely irrelevant, but they did take a back seat to many other considerations.



Nor did knights, male or female, wander abut all day and night in armor. Only an idiot would want to given it adds a lot of weight and has no social purpose that more comfortable and decorative clothing will not do better. You female knight will wear whatever suitable clothing and personal decoration are appropriate to a woman of social standing high enough to be a knight. Her social grace, wit, charm and elegance are something she can display in appropriate social settings (just as the men could).



So there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor. What she'll worry about is staying alive, with all limbs, still able to bare children and on the winning side. Any armor design that does that is what she wants - mobility and protection and vision are the primary requirements : looks are way down the list.



The ability to bear children is absolutely the key role of most women of noble birth in medieval times and frankly for that reason alone it's extremely unlikely her family would allow her to fight at all, certainly prior to her being married and giving birth. This role is of such importance that it brought about the death of more than one queen when they could not fulfill that role satisfactorily, and I do not mean death in childbirth. Without heirs a line may be finished and that would be unthinkable in medieval times.







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  • Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
    – TylerH
    2 hours ago










  • As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
    – TimothyAWiseman
    10 mins ago




















  • Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
    – TylerH
    2 hours ago










  • As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
    – TimothyAWiseman
    10 mins ago


















Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
– TylerH
2 hours ago




Consider also that male knights might simply be impressed with a woman who can compete with them physically, and want to court her for that aspect. Think of Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie -- "I do love a woman that can kick my ***" (and countless other examples).
– TylerH
2 hours ago












As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
– TimothyAWiseman
10 mins ago






As a nitpick "there is no reason at all for your female knight to worry about her looks in armor" is probably not quite right. Appearance is relevant for parades, ceremony, and some competitions like jousting that were essentially sporting events, though there the knight of any gender likely wants to look professional, serious, and project competence. Being attractive will come during the other occasions you mention. (I agree with the core of the answer and upvoted).
– TimothyAWiseman
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Most known accounts of women in medieval era war have them wearing armour designed for men. One exception is Joan of Arc who had a suit of plate mail specially built for her. No known images exist from her lifetime, but one depiction (drawn from written accounts) shows the armour as very similar to armour worn by men, albeit slightly smaller and gathered at the waist. The gathering at the waist was not uncommon for men's armour, but probably more exaggerated for Joan's.
Image of a White Harness via Jeanne d'Arc La Pucelle



In regards to armour that is specifically designed for women's chests, this is a more recent consideration. Some modern body armours are specifically designed for women and while they do not have great drops for cleavage or molded breasts, they do show an actual rise over the chest.



Female body armour used by some Police forces



The armour in the picture above was designed to addresses some complaints of female UK Police Officers, as it apparently holds things in place without applying to much pressure.



So while a female knight probably wouldn't have exposed cleavage or molded breasts, it is likely that the bustier of them would have armour that showed a distinct rise over the chest area.






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  • Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
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    An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
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    1 hour ago

















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Most known accounts of women in medieval era war have them wearing armour designed for men. One exception is Joan of Arc who had a suit of plate mail specially built for her. No known images exist from her lifetime, but one depiction (drawn from written accounts) shows the armour as very similar to armour worn by men, albeit slightly smaller and gathered at the waist. The gathering at the waist was not uncommon for men's armour, but probably more exaggerated for Joan's.
Image of a White Harness via Jeanne d'Arc La Pucelle



In regards to armour that is specifically designed for women's chests, this is a more recent consideration. Some modern body armours are specifically designed for women and while they do not have great drops for cleavage or molded breasts, they do show an actual rise over the chest.



Female body armour used by some Police forces



The armour in the picture above was designed to addresses some complaints of female UK Police Officers, as it apparently holds things in place without applying to much pressure.



So while a female knight probably wouldn't have exposed cleavage or molded breasts, it is likely that the bustier of them would have armour that showed a distinct rise over the chest area.






share|improve this answer























  • Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago






  • 1




    An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
    – vsz
    1 hour ago















up vote
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up vote
21
down vote









Most known accounts of women in medieval era war have them wearing armour designed for men. One exception is Joan of Arc who had a suit of plate mail specially built for her. No known images exist from her lifetime, but one depiction (drawn from written accounts) shows the armour as very similar to armour worn by men, albeit slightly smaller and gathered at the waist. The gathering at the waist was not uncommon for men's armour, but probably more exaggerated for Joan's.
Image of a White Harness via Jeanne d'Arc La Pucelle



In regards to armour that is specifically designed for women's chests, this is a more recent consideration. Some modern body armours are specifically designed for women and while they do not have great drops for cleavage or molded breasts, they do show an actual rise over the chest.



Female body armour used by some Police forces



The armour in the picture above was designed to addresses some complaints of female UK Police Officers, as it apparently holds things in place without applying to much pressure.



So while a female knight probably wouldn't have exposed cleavage or molded breasts, it is likely that the bustier of them would have armour that showed a distinct rise over the chest area.






share|improve this answer














Most known accounts of women in medieval era war have them wearing armour designed for men. One exception is Joan of Arc who had a suit of plate mail specially built for her. No known images exist from her lifetime, but one depiction (drawn from written accounts) shows the armour as very similar to armour worn by men, albeit slightly smaller and gathered at the waist. The gathering at the waist was not uncommon for men's armour, but probably more exaggerated for Joan's.
Image of a White Harness via Jeanne d'Arc La Pucelle



In regards to armour that is specifically designed for women's chests, this is a more recent consideration. Some modern body armours are specifically designed for women and while they do not have great drops for cleavage or molded breasts, they do show an actual rise over the chest.



Female body armour used by some Police forces



The armour in the picture above was designed to addresses some complaints of female UK Police Officers, as it apparently holds things in place without applying to much pressure.



So while a female knight probably wouldn't have exposed cleavage or molded breasts, it is likely that the bustier of them would have armour that showed a distinct rise over the chest area.







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  • Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago






  • 1




    An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
    – vsz
    1 hour ago




















  • Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago






  • 1




    An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
    – vsz
    1 hour ago


















Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago




Thanks the references will help a lot in my design.
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago




1




1




An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
– vsz
1 hour ago






An interesting and useful answer, but please don't use the term "plait mail" because such a thing didn't exist. Mail or maille was what most people commonly and mistakenly name as "chainmail", what you are referring to is purely just "plate armuor" or "full plate".
– vsz
1 hour ago












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Armor is for protection, not sex appeal.



A live woman is a far better marriage prospect than a dead woman. The whole sexy armor troupe is about serving the male gaze, not doing anything for the woman who is fighting.



Armor is for actual fighting, not walking around.



It's heavy and doesn't breathe and you can't move very well in it. A realistic knight has a squire who's in charge of packing all that stuff and having it ready for battle. Certainly a knight in wartime would walk or ride with some level of protective clothing, but it wouldn't be full armor.



Most women don't have itsy bitsy bodies with enormous boobs.



The stereotype of women with tiny bodies and boobs that made them tip over is, again, created by men for men and is pretty rare in real life.



Real life actors or models that look like that are 1) chosen for those characteristics and are a small minority of women and 2) usually surgically enhanced. Larger breasts are more likely to show up on women who are more voluptuous and/or muscular overall. Like a shotputter. Even then, there is a mix of body types.



Drawings, anime, and 3D representations (like Barbie) that show tiny women with breasts the size of their heads range from almost to completely unrealistic. Most men and women I know roll their eyes at stuff like that. Real life women with natural breasts that huge suffer from horrible back pain and usually have reduction surgery.



Armor is generally custom fitted.



There is not one size and shape of armor for men, so there wouldn't be for women either. Men are different heights, have different torso to leg proportions, different chest sizes, etc. If you don't think most women would be tall enough for armor, consider that teenage boys (who were not done growing) often went to war.



If you can account for these differences, then it's not hard to also account for differences with female shaped bodies too. Even a very large-breasted woman probably doesn't have a larger chest circumference than many male warriors. A smaller waist to hip proportion should also be easy to deal with.



The stereotypical boob armor is not just stupid, it's dangerous.



It should be obvious to everyone that leaving gaping holes in armor to show off skin is counterproductive.



But even when the woman is covered, shaping it for breasts causes no end of problems.




  • It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate” Armor. Because It Would Kill You

  • Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits


Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.



Fighting well then looking good when she takes off her armor will catch many an eye. Fighting badly (which includes wearing useless or dangerous armor) is a turnoff in all cases. If a potential husband thinks a women shouldn't be a knight, then fighting badly will just reinforce his opinion and make him less inclined to be interested in her. If female knights are normal in that society, or at least if the potential husband is okay with it, then fighting well is an important part of the attraction.



Knowing how to choose and use your gear is essential to being a good fighter.



Besides, even male knights would have a few gems on the armor, head piece, shield, or sword. They might have coats of arms impressed on the shield. Armor might even be painted. So if you want creative clothing, here's your chance.






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    Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago






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    @Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
    – BKlassen
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  • @BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Keep it nice, please.
    – a CVn
    4 hours ago















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Armor is for protection, not sex appeal.



A live woman is a far better marriage prospect than a dead woman. The whole sexy armor troupe is about serving the male gaze, not doing anything for the woman who is fighting.



Armor is for actual fighting, not walking around.



It's heavy and doesn't breathe and you can't move very well in it. A realistic knight has a squire who's in charge of packing all that stuff and having it ready for battle. Certainly a knight in wartime would walk or ride with some level of protective clothing, but it wouldn't be full armor.



Most women don't have itsy bitsy bodies with enormous boobs.



The stereotype of women with tiny bodies and boobs that made them tip over is, again, created by men for men and is pretty rare in real life.



Real life actors or models that look like that are 1) chosen for those characteristics and are a small minority of women and 2) usually surgically enhanced. Larger breasts are more likely to show up on women who are more voluptuous and/or muscular overall. Like a shotputter. Even then, there is a mix of body types.



Drawings, anime, and 3D representations (like Barbie) that show tiny women with breasts the size of their heads range from almost to completely unrealistic. Most men and women I know roll their eyes at stuff like that. Real life women with natural breasts that huge suffer from horrible back pain and usually have reduction surgery.



Armor is generally custom fitted.



There is not one size and shape of armor for men, so there wouldn't be for women either. Men are different heights, have different torso to leg proportions, different chest sizes, etc. If you don't think most women would be tall enough for armor, consider that teenage boys (who were not done growing) often went to war.



If you can account for these differences, then it's not hard to also account for differences with female shaped bodies too. Even a very large-breasted woman probably doesn't have a larger chest circumference than many male warriors. A smaller waist to hip proportion should also be easy to deal with.



The stereotypical boob armor is not just stupid, it's dangerous.



It should be obvious to everyone that leaving gaping holes in armor to show off skin is counterproductive.



But even when the woman is covered, shaping it for breasts causes no end of problems.




  • It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate” Armor. Because It Would Kill You

  • Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits


Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.



Fighting well then looking good when she takes off her armor will catch many an eye. Fighting badly (which includes wearing useless or dangerous armor) is a turnoff in all cases. If a potential husband thinks a women shouldn't be a knight, then fighting badly will just reinforce his opinion and make him less inclined to be interested in her. If female knights are normal in that society, or at least if the potential husband is okay with it, then fighting well is an important part of the attraction.



Knowing how to choose and use your gear is essential to being a good fighter.



Besides, even male knights would have a few gems on the armor, head piece, shield, or sword. They might have coats of arms impressed on the shield. Armor might even be painted. So if you want creative clothing, here's your chance.






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    Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago






  • 2




    @Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago










  • @BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Keep it nice, please.
    – a CVn
    4 hours ago













up vote
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down vote










up vote
9
down vote









Armor is for protection, not sex appeal.



A live woman is a far better marriage prospect than a dead woman. The whole sexy armor troupe is about serving the male gaze, not doing anything for the woman who is fighting.



Armor is for actual fighting, not walking around.



It's heavy and doesn't breathe and you can't move very well in it. A realistic knight has a squire who's in charge of packing all that stuff and having it ready for battle. Certainly a knight in wartime would walk or ride with some level of protective clothing, but it wouldn't be full armor.



Most women don't have itsy bitsy bodies with enormous boobs.



The stereotype of women with tiny bodies and boobs that made them tip over is, again, created by men for men and is pretty rare in real life.



Real life actors or models that look like that are 1) chosen for those characteristics and are a small minority of women and 2) usually surgically enhanced. Larger breasts are more likely to show up on women who are more voluptuous and/or muscular overall. Like a shotputter. Even then, there is a mix of body types.



Drawings, anime, and 3D representations (like Barbie) that show tiny women with breasts the size of their heads range from almost to completely unrealistic. Most men and women I know roll their eyes at stuff like that. Real life women with natural breasts that huge suffer from horrible back pain and usually have reduction surgery.



Armor is generally custom fitted.



There is not one size and shape of armor for men, so there wouldn't be for women either. Men are different heights, have different torso to leg proportions, different chest sizes, etc. If you don't think most women would be tall enough for armor, consider that teenage boys (who were not done growing) often went to war.



If you can account for these differences, then it's not hard to also account for differences with female shaped bodies too. Even a very large-breasted woman probably doesn't have a larger chest circumference than many male warriors. A smaller waist to hip proportion should also be easy to deal with.



The stereotypical boob armor is not just stupid, it's dangerous.



It should be obvious to everyone that leaving gaping holes in armor to show off skin is counterproductive.



But even when the woman is covered, shaping it for breasts causes no end of problems.




  • It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate” Armor. Because It Would Kill You

  • Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits


Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.



Fighting well then looking good when she takes off her armor will catch many an eye. Fighting badly (which includes wearing useless or dangerous armor) is a turnoff in all cases. If a potential husband thinks a women shouldn't be a knight, then fighting badly will just reinforce his opinion and make him less inclined to be interested in her. If female knights are normal in that society, or at least if the potential husband is okay with it, then fighting well is an important part of the attraction.



Knowing how to choose and use your gear is essential to being a good fighter.



Besides, even male knights would have a few gems on the armor, head piece, shield, or sword. They might have coats of arms impressed on the shield. Armor might even be painted. So if you want creative clothing, here's your chance.






share|improve this answer














Armor is for protection, not sex appeal.



A live woman is a far better marriage prospect than a dead woman. The whole sexy armor troupe is about serving the male gaze, not doing anything for the woman who is fighting.



Armor is for actual fighting, not walking around.



It's heavy and doesn't breathe and you can't move very well in it. A realistic knight has a squire who's in charge of packing all that stuff and having it ready for battle. Certainly a knight in wartime would walk or ride with some level of protective clothing, but it wouldn't be full armor.



Most women don't have itsy bitsy bodies with enormous boobs.



The stereotype of women with tiny bodies and boobs that made them tip over is, again, created by men for men and is pretty rare in real life.



Real life actors or models that look like that are 1) chosen for those characteristics and are a small minority of women and 2) usually surgically enhanced. Larger breasts are more likely to show up on women who are more voluptuous and/or muscular overall. Like a shotputter. Even then, there is a mix of body types.



Drawings, anime, and 3D representations (like Barbie) that show tiny women with breasts the size of their heads range from almost to completely unrealistic. Most men and women I know roll their eyes at stuff like that. Real life women with natural breasts that huge suffer from horrible back pain and usually have reduction surgery.



Armor is generally custom fitted.



There is not one size and shape of armor for men, so there wouldn't be for women either. Men are different heights, have different torso to leg proportions, different chest sizes, etc. If you don't think most women would be tall enough for armor, consider that teenage boys (who were not done growing) often went to war.



If you can account for these differences, then it's not hard to also account for differences with female shaped bodies too. Even a very large-breasted woman probably doesn't have a larger chest circumference than many male warriors. A smaller waist to hip proportion should also be easy to deal with.



The stereotypical boob armor is not just stupid, it's dangerous.



It should be obvious to everyone that leaving gaping holes in armor to show off skin is counterproductive.



But even when the woman is covered, shaping it for breasts causes no end of problems.




  • It’s Time to Retire “Boob Plate” Armor. Because It Would Kill You

  • Fantasy Armor and Lady Bits


Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.



Fighting well then looking good when she takes off her armor will catch many an eye. Fighting badly (which includes wearing useless or dangerous armor) is a turnoff in all cases. If a potential husband thinks a women shouldn't be a knight, then fighting badly will just reinforce his opinion and make him less inclined to be interested in her. If female knights are normal in that society, or at least if the potential husband is okay with it, then fighting well is an important part of the attraction.



Knowing how to choose and use your gear is essential to being a good fighter.



Besides, even male knights would have a few gems on the armor, head piece, shield, or sword. They might have coats of arms impressed on the shield. Armor might even be painted. So if you want creative clothing, here's your chance.







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    Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago






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    @Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago










  • @BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Keep it nice, please.
    – a CVn
    4 hours ago














  • 2




    Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago






  • 2




    @Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago










  • @BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago












  • Keep it nice, please.
    – a CVn
    4 hours ago








2




2




Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
– Hollow
4 hours ago






Armor is not just about protection, why do you think samurai used to wear stupid demon masks that offered no real protection in war? Why did roman soldiers wear six pack plates? Why did greek helmets have stupid crests that actually just endangered the user ?
– Hollow
4 hours ago














Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
– Cyn
4 hours ago




Good point. It can also indicate social status or have an intimidation factor. But it was still usable (at least for anyone serious about fighting).
– Cyn
4 hours ago




2




2




@Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
– BKlassen
4 hours ago




@Hollow the roman six pack plates is largely a myth, a few were created sure but the vast majority of roman armor was flat
– BKlassen
4 hours ago












@BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
– Hollow
4 hours ago






@BKlassen how is it a myth? if real people, actual humans used it? just because it wasn't frequent doesn't mean it wasn't real. 9 11 happened only once but it isn't a myth..
– Hollow
4 hours ago














Keep it nice, please.
– a CVn
4 hours ago




Keep it nice, please.
– a CVn
4 hours ago










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Pyramids.



The curved shape of fantasy breast armor would bee tricky to make and would not deflect as well as an angled flat surface. A pointed polygon will tend to alter the course of incoming energy, deflecting it down to the base of the pyramid where reinforcements will dissipate the force. Sharp points would also allow a close quarters death hug attack.



As regards attractiveness that is in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps the pyramids could be painted in attractive patterns?





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    nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
    – Caio Nogueira
    7 hours ago






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    From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
    – Andon
    5 hours ago










  • @Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago















up vote
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Pyramids.



The curved shape of fantasy breast armor would bee tricky to make and would not deflect as well as an angled flat surface. A pointed polygon will tend to alter the course of incoming energy, deflecting it down to the base of the pyramid where reinforcements will dissipate the force. Sharp points would also allow a close quarters death hug attack.



As regards attractiveness that is in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps the pyramids could be painted in attractive patterns?





share

















  • 3




    nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
    – Caio Nogueira
    7 hours ago






  • 4




    From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
    – Andon
    5 hours ago










  • @Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago













up vote
5
down vote










up vote
5
down vote









Pyramids.



The curved shape of fantasy breast armor would bee tricky to make and would not deflect as well as an angled flat surface. A pointed polygon will tend to alter the course of incoming energy, deflecting it down to the base of the pyramid where reinforcements will dissipate the force. Sharp points would also allow a close quarters death hug attack.



As regards attractiveness that is in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps the pyramids could be painted in attractive patterns?





share












Pyramids.



The curved shape of fantasy breast armor would bee tricky to make and would not deflect as well as an angled flat surface. A pointed polygon will tend to alter the course of incoming energy, deflecting it down to the base of the pyramid where reinforcements will dissipate the force. Sharp points would also allow a close quarters death hug attack.



As regards attractiveness that is in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps the pyramids could be painted in attractive patterns?






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Willk

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  • 3




    nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
    – Caio Nogueira
    7 hours ago






  • 4




    From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
    – Andon
    5 hours ago










  • @Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago














  • 3




    nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
    – Caio Nogueira
    7 hours ago






  • 4




    From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
    – Andon
    5 hours ago










  • @Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
    – BKlassen
    4 hours ago








3




3




nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
– Caio Nogueira
7 hours ago




nice idea, going "playstation 1 laracroft style", this concept sounds good to me.
– Caio Nogueira
7 hours ago




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4




From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
– Andon
5 hours ago




From what I remember, two domes/pyramids/whatever also serves to focus force onto the centerpoint, right over the sternum. This would be bad for the wearer.
– Andon
5 hours ago












@Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
– BKlassen
4 hours ago




@Andon beat me to it, I was about to comment that if going with a pyramid approach it had best be only one pyramid or the center would focus the blow instead of deflect and disperse
– BKlassen
4 hours ago










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Taking this in a different tact.



During the time your referring, the most sexually desirable women had big hips, and a lot of fat on them. Being fat means your wealthy enough to eat well and your healthy. http://theconversation.com/womens-idealised-bodies-have-changed-dramatically-over-time-but-are-standards-becoming-more-unattainable-64936



Your lady knight is probably more fit than what is desirable for the time, so a man style breast plate is fine, she needs a way to show off her hips instead.



Also, as a knight, she will be battered, bruised, have terrible skin, and frankly look about as unappealing as possible, both back then and now. Few men were interested in women that did the work of men. They wanted fair looking women with child bearing hips to produce lots of heirs.



So when you really drill down in this, almost none of your original concept works. You would have to first change your world to have female warriors as desirable (vikings maybe?).



Simply having sexy armor would just cause potential suitors that are interested in female knights to think she is wrong in the head.



-Edit
I want to clarify, what was considered beauty was different by place and time. Most nobility values large women but not all. There was a time when women had to tie themselves up in corsets and try to look like boys. This knight lady will need to look beautiful for the time and place she is in. That's why I am suggesting the original concept doesn't work, it needs world building around it to explain why a female knight would be considered attractive.



To answer your other question, how to make this armor viable:



This is actually simple, modular armor. The breast molds have clasps that allow the wearer to attach another plate the joins and fills the valley, creating a man style plate again. She would only put this on before a fight. It would actually provide better protection than traditional armor because you have an entire extra layer of metal. Probably enough to even stop early guns.






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  • The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago










  • @Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
    – Trevor D
    4 hours ago








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    the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
    – StephenG
    4 hours ago






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    @TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
    – 001003000420004200R5
    3 hours ago






  • 1




    @001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
    – Trevor D
    3 hours ago















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Taking this in a different tact.



During the time your referring, the most sexually desirable women had big hips, and a lot of fat on them. Being fat means your wealthy enough to eat well and your healthy. http://theconversation.com/womens-idealised-bodies-have-changed-dramatically-over-time-but-are-standards-becoming-more-unattainable-64936



Your lady knight is probably more fit than what is desirable for the time, so a man style breast plate is fine, she needs a way to show off her hips instead.



Also, as a knight, she will be battered, bruised, have terrible skin, and frankly look about as unappealing as possible, both back then and now. Few men were interested in women that did the work of men. They wanted fair looking women with child bearing hips to produce lots of heirs.



So when you really drill down in this, almost none of your original concept works. You would have to first change your world to have female warriors as desirable (vikings maybe?).



Simply having sexy armor would just cause potential suitors that are interested in female knights to think she is wrong in the head.



-Edit
I want to clarify, what was considered beauty was different by place and time. Most nobility values large women but not all. There was a time when women had to tie themselves up in corsets and try to look like boys. This knight lady will need to look beautiful for the time and place she is in. That's why I am suggesting the original concept doesn't work, it needs world building around it to explain why a female knight would be considered attractive.



To answer your other question, how to make this armor viable:



This is actually simple, modular armor. The breast molds have clasps that allow the wearer to attach another plate the joins and fills the valley, creating a man style plate again. She would only put this on before a fight. It would actually provide better protection than traditional armor because you have an entire extra layer of metal. Probably enough to even stop early guns.






share|improve this answer























  • The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago










  • @Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
    – Trevor D
    4 hours ago








  • 1




    the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
    – StephenG
    4 hours ago






  • 3




    @TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
    – 001003000420004200R5
    3 hours ago






  • 1




    @001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
    – Trevor D
    3 hours ago













up vote
4
down vote










up vote
4
down vote









Taking this in a different tact.



During the time your referring, the most sexually desirable women had big hips, and a lot of fat on them. Being fat means your wealthy enough to eat well and your healthy. http://theconversation.com/womens-idealised-bodies-have-changed-dramatically-over-time-but-are-standards-becoming-more-unattainable-64936



Your lady knight is probably more fit than what is desirable for the time, so a man style breast plate is fine, she needs a way to show off her hips instead.



Also, as a knight, she will be battered, bruised, have terrible skin, and frankly look about as unappealing as possible, both back then and now. Few men were interested in women that did the work of men. They wanted fair looking women with child bearing hips to produce lots of heirs.



So when you really drill down in this, almost none of your original concept works. You would have to first change your world to have female warriors as desirable (vikings maybe?).



Simply having sexy armor would just cause potential suitors that are interested in female knights to think she is wrong in the head.



-Edit
I want to clarify, what was considered beauty was different by place and time. Most nobility values large women but not all. There was a time when women had to tie themselves up in corsets and try to look like boys. This knight lady will need to look beautiful for the time and place she is in. That's why I am suggesting the original concept doesn't work, it needs world building around it to explain why a female knight would be considered attractive.



To answer your other question, how to make this armor viable:



This is actually simple, modular armor. The breast molds have clasps that allow the wearer to attach another plate the joins and fills the valley, creating a man style plate again. She would only put this on before a fight. It would actually provide better protection than traditional armor because you have an entire extra layer of metal. Probably enough to even stop early guns.






share|improve this answer














Taking this in a different tact.



During the time your referring, the most sexually desirable women had big hips, and a lot of fat on them. Being fat means your wealthy enough to eat well and your healthy. http://theconversation.com/womens-idealised-bodies-have-changed-dramatically-over-time-but-are-standards-becoming-more-unattainable-64936



Your lady knight is probably more fit than what is desirable for the time, so a man style breast plate is fine, she needs a way to show off her hips instead.



Also, as a knight, she will be battered, bruised, have terrible skin, and frankly look about as unappealing as possible, both back then and now. Few men were interested in women that did the work of men. They wanted fair looking women with child bearing hips to produce lots of heirs.



So when you really drill down in this, almost none of your original concept works. You would have to first change your world to have female warriors as desirable (vikings maybe?).



Simply having sexy armor would just cause potential suitors that are interested in female knights to think she is wrong in the head.



-Edit
I want to clarify, what was considered beauty was different by place and time. Most nobility values large women but not all. There was a time when women had to tie themselves up in corsets and try to look like boys. This knight lady will need to look beautiful for the time and place she is in. That's why I am suggesting the original concept doesn't work, it needs world building around it to explain why a female knight would be considered attractive.



To answer your other question, how to make this armor viable:



This is actually simple, modular armor. The breast molds have clasps that allow the wearer to attach another plate the joins and fills the valley, creating a man style plate again. She would only put this on before a fight. It would actually provide better protection than traditional armor because you have an entire extra layer of metal. Probably enough to even stop early guns.







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  • The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago










  • @Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
    – Trevor D
    4 hours ago








  • 1




    the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
    – StephenG
    4 hours ago






  • 3




    @TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
    – 001003000420004200R5
    3 hours ago






  • 1




    @001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
    – Trevor D
    3 hours ago


















  • The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
    – Hollow
    4 hours ago










  • @Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
    – Trevor D
    4 hours ago








  • 1




    the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
    – StephenG
    4 hours ago






  • 3




    @TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
    – 001003000420004200R5
    3 hours ago






  • 1




    @001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
    – Trevor D
    3 hours ago
















The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
– Hollow
4 hours ago




The most economically desirable women* Men who are actually sexually attracted to fat females are rare and have always been.
– Hollow
4 hours ago












@Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
– Trevor D
4 hours ago






@Hollow Historically the "Beautiful" traits of the day matched whatever the royals or people in charge looked like. The sun king caused virtually very noble family to be hugely overweight as they tried to look like him, and eat as much as him. In many third world countries even now, overweight is considered sexy because it means you are healthy. Just look at some models in the 60s, they all look sickly to us now because our idea of beauty has changed since then. I just finished watching White Christmas and the dancer lady is a stick with a giant head, yuck!
– Trevor D
4 hours ago






1




1




the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
– StephenG
4 hours ago




the most sexually desirable women had big hips and a lot of fat on them That sounds like a myth to me. I think you are confusing costume with fact. Then as now what any individual finds sexually attractive varied widely.
– StephenG
4 hours ago




3




3




@TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
– 001003000420004200R5
3 hours ago




@TrevorD I mean, we are talking about people who invented the corset just to make fat women look slim so they are actually sexually desirable.
– 001003000420004200R5
3 hours ago




1




1




@001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
– Trevor D
3 hours ago




@001003000420004200R5 that was a fasion change, for awhile people wanted women to look like boys. I don't understand that one, probably some queen looked that way.
– Trevor D
3 hours ago










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The main problem arising from having breasts, especially large ones, is that their mass tends to move the center of mass and thus altering the equilibrium. Not being a bearer myself I cannot speak about the discomfort of having such a free swinging mass.



This is particularly visible in female athletes, who never ever worry about showcasing their curves while competing. On the opposite, the breast are better hell firmly in place.



A sound design for a female warrior would then require a linen belt around the breast to hold them as flat and firm as possible, and then a formed toracic region to allow for lodging the extra volume. But no protruding things. They would be an easy target in close quarter combat, with likely lethal consequences.



Moreover, denouncing a fighter as a woman with clearly visible breasts can easily hint the enemy for weak points or ad hoc tactics, and of of the principle of war is to hide as much as possible to the enemy.



Regarding instead a parade armor, where showcasing and exhibition is the main purpose, that is not a matter of optimization but about mode and trends.






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  • Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago






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    Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago















up vote
3
down vote













The main problem arising from having breasts, especially large ones, is that their mass tends to move the center of mass and thus altering the equilibrium. Not being a bearer myself I cannot speak about the discomfort of having such a free swinging mass.



This is particularly visible in female athletes, who never ever worry about showcasing their curves while competing. On the opposite, the breast are better hell firmly in place.



A sound design for a female warrior would then require a linen belt around the breast to hold them as flat and firm as possible, and then a formed toracic region to allow for lodging the extra volume. But no protruding things. They would be an easy target in close quarter combat, with likely lethal consequences.



Moreover, denouncing a fighter as a woman with clearly visible breasts can easily hint the enemy for weak points or ad hoc tactics, and of of the principle of war is to hide as much as possible to the enemy.



Regarding instead a parade armor, where showcasing and exhibition is the main purpose, that is not a matter of optimization but about mode and trends.






share|improve this answer





















  • Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago






  • 1




    Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago













up vote
3
down vote










up vote
3
down vote









The main problem arising from having breasts, especially large ones, is that their mass tends to move the center of mass and thus altering the equilibrium. Not being a bearer myself I cannot speak about the discomfort of having such a free swinging mass.



This is particularly visible in female athletes, who never ever worry about showcasing their curves while competing. On the opposite, the breast are better hell firmly in place.



A sound design for a female warrior would then require a linen belt around the breast to hold them as flat and firm as possible, and then a formed toracic region to allow for lodging the extra volume. But no protruding things. They would be an easy target in close quarter combat, with likely lethal consequences.



Moreover, denouncing a fighter as a woman with clearly visible breasts can easily hint the enemy for weak points or ad hoc tactics, and of of the principle of war is to hide as much as possible to the enemy.



Regarding instead a parade armor, where showcasing and exhibition is the main purpose, that is not a matter of optimization but about mode and trends.






share|improve this answer












The main problem arising from having breasts, especially large ones, is that their mass tends to move the center of mass and thus altering the equilibrium. Not being a bearer myself I cannot speak about the discomfort of having such a free swinging mass.



This is particularly visible in female athletes, who never ever worry about showcasing their curves while competing. On the opposite, the breast are better hell firmly in place.



A sound design for a female warrior would then require a linen belt around the breast to hold them as flat and firm as possible, and then a formed toracic region to allow for lodging the extra volume. But no protruding things. They would be an easy target in close quarter combat, with likely lethal consequences.



Moreover, denouncing a fighter as a woman with clearly visible breasts can easily hint the enemy for weak points or ad hoc tactics, and of of the principle of war is to hide as much as possible to the enemy.



Regarding instead a parade armor, where showcasing and exhibition is the main purpose, that is not a matter of optimization but about mode and trends.







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answered 7 hours ago









L.Dutch

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  • Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago






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    Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago


















  • Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago






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    Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago
















Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
– Hollow
5 hours ago




Humans females have the quality of larger hips and more muscle fibers than usual on their legs to adjust balance for the weight of the breast.
– Hollow
5 hours ago




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1




Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
– Cyn
4 hours ago




Women on average have a lower center of gravity than men on average. Breasts don't weigh as much as you think and women's hips are usually larger than their torsos.
– Cyn
4 hours ago










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Push up armor!



She tightly ties her bossom just like she always did and wears the same armor she always did. She just instructs a blacksmith to reinforce and shape the front in a way to resemble attractive, full breasts.



Considering the general lack of fatty foods for all but the wealthiest and the kind of physical work and training she does, her breasts would probably be rather small anyway. You see the same phenomenon in modern athletes.






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  • this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago










  • Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago










  • Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago















up vote
3
down vote













Push up armor!



She tightly ties her bossom just like she always did and wears the same armor she always did. She just instructs a blacksmith to reinforce and shape the front in a way to resemble attractive, full breasts.



Considering the general lack of fatty foods for all but the wealthiest and the kind of physical work and training she does, her breasts would probably be rather small anyway. You see the same phenomenon in modern athletes.






share|improve this answer





















  • this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago










  • Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago










  • Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago













up vote
3
down vote










up vote
3
down vote









Push up armor!



She tightly ties her bossom just like she always did and wears the same armor she always did. She just instructs a blacksmith to reinforce and shape the front in a way to resemble attractive, full breasts.



Considering the general lack of fatty foods for all but the wealthiest and the kind of physical work and training she does, her breasts would probably be rather small anyway. You see the same phenomenon in modern athletes.






share|improve this answer












Push up armor!



She tightly ties her bossom just like she always did and wears the same armor she always did. She just instructs a blacksmith to reinforce and shape the front in a way to resemble attractive, full breasts.



Considering the general lack of fatty foods for all but the wealthiest and the kind of physical work and training she does, her breasts would probably be rather small anyway. You see the same phenomenon in modern athletes.







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  • this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago










  • Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago










  • Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago


















  • this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago










  • Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
    – Hollow
    5 hours ago










  • Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
    – Cyn
    4 hours ago
















this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago




this inspired me, it can be applied in others pieces of armor too, like a fake ponytail over a helmet, to protect the real hair
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago












Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
– Hollow
5 hours ago




Exactly, breast are mostly fat by both volume and weight.
– Hollow
5 hours ago












Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
– Cyn
4 hours ago




Breastplates shaped like large breasts are actually dangerous. See my links in my answer.
– Cyn
4 hours ago










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3
down vote













To make it available we first need to understand why it is not viable in the first place, the reason is simple, it leaves the sternum unprotected while exposing the breasts. Here's a stupid drawing I just made to show a woman wearing boob armor from above.
enter image description here
But there is a way to remove all those flaws, something that actually existed in medieval times called Gambeson




An arming doublet (also called aketon) worn under armour, particularly plate armour of fifteenth- and sixteenth-century Europe, contains arming points for attaching plates. Fifteenth century examples may include goussets sewn into the elbows and armpits to protect the wearer in locations not covered by plate. German gothic armour arming doublets were generally shorter than Italian white armour doublets, which could extend to the upper thigh. In late fifteenth century Italy this also became a civilian fashion. Men who were not knights wore arming doublets, probably because the garment suggested status and chivalry




Gambeson alone was good armor but most of time was also paired with mail and plate armor to absorb impact. By wearing a THICK layer of gambeson under the boob plate all the design flaws are removed and now your knight has full protection.






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  • A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
    – Hollow
    52 mins ago










  • Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
    – Hollow
    50 mins ago















up vote
3
down vote













To make it available we first need to understand why it is not viable in the first place, the reason is simple, it leaves the sternum unprotected while exposing the breasts. Here's a stupid drawing I just made to show a woman wearing boob armor from above.
enter image description here
But there is a way to remove all those flaws, something that actually existed in medieval times called Gambeson




An arming doublet (also called aketon) worn under armour, particularly plate armour of fifteenth- and sixteenth-century Europe, contains arming points for attaching plates. Fifteenth century examples may include goussets sewn into the elbows and armpits to protect the wearer in locations not covered by plate. German gothic armour arming doublets were generally shorter than Italian white armour doublets, which could extend to the upper thigh. In late fifteenth century Italy this also became a civilian fashion. Men who were not knights wore arming doublets, probably because the garment suggested status and chivalry




Gambeson alone was good armor but most of time was also paired with mail and plate armor to absorb impact. By wearing a THICK layer of gambeson under the boob plate all the design flaws are removed and now your knight has full protection.






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  • A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
    – Hollow
    52 mins ago










  • Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
    – Hollow
    50 mins ago













up vote
3
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up vote
3
down vote









To make it available we first need to understand why it is not viable in the first place, the reason is simple, it leaves the sternum unprotected while exposing the breasts. Here's a stupid drawing I just made to show a woman wearing boob armor from above.
enter image description here
But there is a way to remove all those flaws, something that actually existed in medieval times called Gambeson




An arming doublet (also called aketon) worn under armour, particularly plate armour of fifteenth- and sixteenth-century Europe, contains arming points for attaching plates. Fifteenth century examples may include goussets sewn into the elbows and armpits to protect the wearer in locations not covered by plate. German gothic armour arming doublets were generally shorter than Italian white armour doublets, which could extend to the upper thigh. In late fifteenth century Italy this also became a civilian fashion. Men who were not knights wore arming doublets, probably because the garment suggested status and chivalry




Gambeson alone was good armor but most of time was also paired with mail and plate armor to absorb impact. By wearing a THICK layer of gambeson under the boob plate all the design flaws are removed and now your knight has full protection.






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To make it available we first need to understand why it is not viable in the first place, the reason is simple, it leaves the sternum unprotected while exposing the breasts. Here's a stupid drawing I just made to show a woman wearing boob armor from above.
enter image description here
But there is a way to remove all those flaws, something that actually existed in medieval times called Gambeson




An arming doublet (also called aketon) worn under armour, particularly plate armour of fifteenth- and sixteenth-century Europe, contains arming points for attaching plates. Fifteenth century examples may include goussets sewn into the elbows and armpits to protect the wearer in locations not covered by plate. German gothic armour arming doublets were generally shorter than Italian white armour doublets, which could extend to the upper thigh. In late fifteenth century Italy this also became a civilian fashion. Men who were not knights wore arming doublets, probably because the garment suggested status and chivalry




Gambeson alone was good armor but most of time was also paired with mail and plate armor to absorb impact. By wearing a THICK layer of gambeson under the boob plate all the design flaws are removed and now your knight has full protection.







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  • A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
    – Hollow
    52 mins ago










  • Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
    – Hollow
    50 mins ago


















  • A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
    – Hollow
    52 mins ago










  • Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
    – Hollow
    50 mins ago
















A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
– Mark
1 hour ago




A gambeson won't solve the problem of cleavage presenting a blade trap. Medieval armor wasn't merely made thick to prevent penetration, it was angled to encourage blows to slide off. It's hard to make armor strong enough to stop a lance point with the momentum of a knight and his warhorse behind it, and even if it is, getting knocked off your horse can kill you.
– Mark
1 hour ago












@Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
– Hollow
52 mins ago




@Mark We are talking about a knight here, knights were rich people and a full plate armor had the a cost of around 3 million or more modern dollars, if they used dollars. For that reason knights were not killed but disarmed, kidnapped and sold back to their families in exchange of money or territory, Only an idiot would horse charge a knight with a lance and intent to kill, but even if they did the blow wouldn't penetrate enough to actually kill, but injuries were to be expected. Also no armor was ever meant to give GODLIKE protection to all things.
– Hollow
52 mins ago












Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
– Hollow
50 mins ago




Things such a catapult might kill the knight but everything else has a great chance to leave her protected and safe or just injured.
– Hollow
50 mins ago










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Real breastplates have a lot of space between it and body to soften blows and prevent situations, where dented plate causes problems. Most females will have no problems to wear a standard medieval armor fitted to her, slight extra space won't make a big difference.
enter image description here



You can just make armor in a style and engraved to show your gender. Good move is to show off your slim waist, so less cheat-days and do not forget space for padding under armor.



If you want to accentuate your assets or they are impressive. You can make extra bulge around the chest. You would want to make it as small as possible, to preserve acceptable center of gravity and general weight and do not look like a joke. Don't over do your back and shoulder pain.



If you want to make separate "mounds" you would need to make it so there still is a good gap between it and your body. Ridge would be a potential weak spot and you would want to make it extra reinforced, same for base of "mounds". I would advise you from using it in battles on horseback, as that is perfect target for a lance or spear.



Can't afford spare pieces of harness - go with a fitted good old one, as your life is more important.





For note, in everyday life you would use minimal amount of armor and for sure it would be rare to go around in full battle armor.






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  • this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago















up vote
3
down vote













Real breastplates have a lot of space between it and body to soften blows and prevent situations, where dented plate causes problems. Most females will have no problems to wear a standard medieval armor fitted to her, slight extra space won't make a big difference.
enter image description here



You can just make armor in a style and engraved to show your gender. Good move is to show off your slim waist, so less cheat-days and do not forget space for padding under armor.



If you want to accentuate your assets or they are impressive. You can make extra bulge around the chest. You would want to make it as small as possible, to preserve acceptable center of gravity and general weight and do not look like a joke. Don't over do your back and shoulder pain.



If you want to make separate "mounds" you would need to make it so there still is a good gap between it and your body. Ridge would be a potential weak spot and you would want to make it extra reinforced, same for base of "mounds". I would advise you from using it in battles on horseback, as that is perfect target for a lance or spear.



Can't afford spare pieces of harness - go with a fitted good old one, as your life is more important.





For note, in everyday life you would use minimal amount of armor and for sure it would be rare to go around in full battle armor.






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  • this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago













up vote
3
down vote










up vote
3
down vote









Real breastplates have a lot of space between it and body to soften blows and prevent situations, where dented plate causes problems. Most females will have no problems to wear a standard medieval armor fitted to her, slight extra space won't make a big difference.
enter image description here



You can just make armor in a style and engraved to show your gender. Good move is to show off your slim waist, so less cheat-days and do not forget space for padding under armor.



If you want to accentuate your assets or they are impressive. You can make extra bulge around the chest. You would want to make it as small as possible, to preserve acceptable center of gravity and general weight and do not look like a joke. Don't over do your back and shoulder pain.



If you want to make separate "mounds" you would need to make it so there still is a good gap between it and your body. Ridge would be a potential weak spot and you would want to make it extra reinforced, same for base of "mounds". I would advise you from using it in battles on horseback, as that is perfect target for a lance or spear.



Can't afford spare pieces of harness - go with a fitted good old one, as your life is more important.





For note, in everyday life you would use minimal amount of armor and for sure it would be rare to go around in full battle armor.






share|improve this answer














Real breastplates have a lot of space between it and body to soften blows and prevent situations, where dented plate causes problems. Most females will have no problems to wear a standard medieval armor fitted to her, slight extra space won't make a big difference.
enter image description here



You can just make armor in a style and engraved to show your gender. Good move is to show off your slim waist, so less cheat-days and do not forget space for padding under armor.



If you want to accentuate your assets or they are impressive. You can make extra bulge around the chest. You would want to make it as small as possible, to preserve acceptable center of gravity and general weight and do not look like a joke. Don't over do your back and shoulder pain.



If you want to make separate "mounds" you would need to make it so there still is a good gap between it and your body. Ridge would be a potential weak spot and you would want to make it extra reinforced, same for base of "mounds". I would advise you from using it in battles on horseback, as that is perfect target for a lance or spear.



Can't afford spare pieces of harness - go with a fitted good old one, as your life is more important.





For note, in everyday life you would use minimal amount of armor and for sure it would be rare to go around in full battle armor.







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  • this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago


















  • this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
    – Caio Nogueira
    6 hours ago
















this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago




this give me a few ideias of design that might work, like fake bulges over the plate, to create the effect of accentuated breast while keeping the real package protected.
– Caio Nogueira
6 hours ago










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Inflated and spiked chest plates for female warriors who want to show their attributes.



enter image description here






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  • That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
    – Hollow
    57 mins ago










  • The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
    – Mark
    55 mins ago










  • @Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
    – Hollow
    47 mins ago















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Inflated and spiked chest plates for female warriors who want to show their attributes.



enter image description here






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  • That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
    – Hollow
    57 mins ago










  • The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
    – Mark
    55 mins ago










  • @Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
    – Hollow
    47 mins ago













up vote
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up vote
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Inflated and spiked chest plates for female warriors who want to show their attributes.



enter image description here






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Inflated and spiked chest plates for female warriors who want to show their attributes.



enter image description here







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  • That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
    – Hollow
    57 mins ago










  • The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
    – Mark
    55 mins ago










  • @Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
    – Hollow
    47 mins ago


















  • That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
    – Mark
    1 hour ago










  • @Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
    – Hollow
    57 mins ago










  • The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
    – Mark
    55 mins ago










  • @Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
    – Hollow
    47 mins ago
















That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
– Mark
1 hour ago




That armor's going to get you killed in short order. Blade traps all over the place, vision-blocking pauldrons, poor hip protection...
– Mark
1 hour ago












@Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
– Hollow
57 mins ago




@Mark The question asked for the chest piece, ignore the rest.
– Hollow
57 mins ago












The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
– Mark
55 mins ago




The chest piece alone has plenty of blade traps that will work to guide blows in and maximize their force. "Spiky" is generally something you want to avoid on practical armor.
– Mark
55 mins ago












@Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
– Hollow
47 mins ago




@Mark it has only one spike, it is literally a pyramid, imagine a sword/mace/axe hittin the pyramid, no matter where it hits, the angle of the chest plate will always guide the weapon to the sides reducing the impact.
– Hollow
47 mins ago


















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